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The nuclear launch codes held by the President of the United States are secured by an unbreakable system: a plain brown envelope with a picture of Bruce Schneier on the flap.

Geologists recently discovered that „earthquakes„ are nothing more than Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris communicating via a roundhouse kick-based cryptosystem.

Once Bruce Schneier was kidnapped and taken out of the country. His kidnappers got picked up and charged with a violation of US cryptography export laws.